zeldathemes
And I've forgotten my slippers.
15, Michelle, pansexual. 1D, 5SOS, Doctor Who, dogs, FOB, HP, MCR, Taylor Swift, X-Men, youtubers, and other various things I obsess over. I'm a pretty bad speller and an all around loser.
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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true  (via regardingsarah)
sexy-fruit:

THIS

sexy-fruit:

THIS

tastefullyoffensive:

[bunzilla]

tastefullyoffensive:

[bunzilla]

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

rustboro-city:

casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

i think bc in america a lot of ppl pronounce them boo-ee rather than boy